She's 95 and since the age of 17 she's been drinking two big martinis per day every day. If you read my calculations below that's 9 drinks. I asked her what the secret was. She said she only ever drinks vodka, and nothing before 5 pm. Vodka is a very pure liquor. And by 5 pm the liver is in full processing mode. Early in the day the liver is very susceptible to damage and its ability to process alcohol is much reduced. Plus, acetaminophen makes things even worse. Drinks.. my calculation..